Total Medals Earned: 7,766 (From 1,298 different games.) Total Medal Score: 138,330 Points
Medals Earned: 10/27 (135/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/80 points)
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/265 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/95 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/115 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/115 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Medals Earned: 12/13 (280/330 points)
Earn 1K gold.
Burn your first building.
Burn a cow.
Burn 100 puny humans in one run.
Max out all of the upgrades.
Fly 3 leagues in one run.
Burn 500 puny humans in one run.
Earn 10K gold.
Burn 2,500 puny humans total.
Burn 5,000 puny humans total.
Burn 1,000 horse archers total.
Burn 1,000 ballistas total.
Burn 250 mines total.
Burn 250 catapults total.
Shoot down 1000 airships total.
Burn 100 horse archers in one run.
Burn 1000 buildings total.
Burn 50 mines in one run. [It doesn't count if you run into them.]
Burn 100 ballistas in one run.
Burn 50 catapults in one run.
Earn 50K gold.
Earn 100K gold.
Burn 100 buildings in one run.
Shoot down 100 airships in one run.
Burn 1,000 puny humans in one run.
Fly 8 leagues in one run.
Earn 250K gold. You've won the game already, we get it. You're amazing.
play as female
play the game as a male
ride a narwhal
destroy everything
become a master of croquet
slay a demon
slay a dragon
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Recruit Chuck
Defeat the Angry Ass Bird. (This unlocks special challenges.)
Defeat the Angry Ass Bird while having the Baby worm and Chuck with you.
Defeat the Angry Ass Bird without missing a single enemy. (You must fire at least one shot.)
Defeat the Angry Ass Bird without firing a single shot.
Defeat the Angry Ass Bird without getting hit during the fight.
Collect 50 Coins
Complete Level 1
Get Flying Powerup
Complete First World
Collect all Dragon Coins
Upgrade purchased.
Level completed without being hit.
Jumped through 30 fire rings.
Level completed with no enemies defeated.
Breathed fire on enemies 300x.
Fall to your death
Rescue all the villagers
Defeat the dragon
Blasted and grenaded 100 enemies!
Blasted and grenaded 200 enemies!
Blasted and grenaded 300 enemies!
Blasted and grenaded 400 enemies!
Blasted and grenaded 500 enemies!
Serves them right, those haughty machines. With their fancy propellers!
Now they can't harm anyone! Except for civilians directly beneath the wreckage of course.
It's going to be a long long time until they, uh. Live again.
You've proven your dedication by firing over 999 times! 1000 times, to be exact.
What were they transferring? Apparently, bullets, points and time itself!
We don't care what the targets were. We just appreciate your destroying them!
You've cleared whole waves and gotten a string of kills! Nice job!
Why are they called noobsters? Look at how they fly. You think pros are piloting those?
Fun fact: they aren't actually all that spazzy.
You've proven you're either aiming, or are dedicated enough that aim doesn't matter!
But can you play for 30 minutes!? Probably, but there's no medal for that.
